{"id":10844,"date":"2010-09-12T04:25:41","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T04:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philipbloom.net\/?p=10844"},"modified":"2010-09-14T23:09:56","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T23:09:56","slug":"holy-crap-its-merchandise-fruit-of-bloom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/holy-crap-its-merchandise-fruit-of-bloom\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy CRAP!! It&#8217;s utterly ridiculous merchandise!! &#8220;Fruit of the Bloom&#8221;!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-10875 lazyload\" title=\"8h4j\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-659x1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"600\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-659x1000.jpg 659w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-204x310.jpg 204w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j.jpg 675w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 395px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 395\/600;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-10875\" title=\"8h4j\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-659x1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-659x1000.jpg 659w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j-204x310.jpg 204w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/8h4j.jpg 675w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><\/noscript><br \/>\nI love my t-shirts as people know and I wanted a t-shirt that said &#8220;F**k me! Look at that Bokeh!!&#8221;&#8230;so what did I come across whilst surfing the interweb? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\">Cafepress.com.<\/a> Start your own t-shirt shop&#8230;it&#8217;s free, so I did!! This is NOT A JOKE&#8230;it&#8217;s not April the 1st. People often say make your own t-shirts. That sounded like far too much work, so this site is a godsend and I have to say I have been chuckling all night at the endless possibilities here! Check out the baby outfit at the bottom! Hilarious!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\">So coming up with as many classic lines and puns as possible I created some t-shirt designs, and by default the shop made them into mugs, caps, and even bloody dog coats!!! HILARIOUS!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway do check out my shop for a bit of fun, I get 10% of every sale so it&#8217;s pretty cool and if you can think of any other good things to put on the shirts do let me know!!!<\/p>\n<p>The cool thing is they have international shops, so just click the nearest one to you at the bottom of the shop page!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-10846 lazyload\" title=\"Screen shot 2010-09-11 at 21.14.12\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-670x589.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"589\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-670x589.png 670w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-310x272.png 310w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12.jpg 1109w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 670px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 670\/589;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-10846\" title=\"Screen shot 2010-09-11 at 21.14.12\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-670x589.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-670x589.png 670w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12-310x272.png 310w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Screen-shot-2010-09-11-at-21.14.12.jpg 1109w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10857 lazyload\" title=\"260_480x480_Front_Color-Black\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10857\" title=\"260_480x480_Front_Color-Black\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-310x310.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10856 lazyload\" title=\"152_480x480_Front_Color-Red\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10856\" title=\"152_480x480_Front_Color-Red\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/152_480x480_Front_Color-Red-310x310.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10855 lazyload\" title=\"38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10855\" title=\"38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-310x310.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10854 lazyload\" title=\"38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10854\" title=\"38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/38_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite-1-310x310.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10853 lazyload\" title=\"260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-1\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-1-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; 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--smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10852\" title=\"260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-2\" src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/260_480x480_Front_Color-Black-2-310x310.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/fruitofbloom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10851 lazyload\" title=\"114_480x480_Front\" data-src=\"http:\/\/staging.philipbloom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/114_480x480_Front.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/114_480x480_Front.jpg 480w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/114_480x480_Front-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/philipbloom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/114_480x480_Front-310x310.jpg 310w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; 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